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endless dark admin
Number of posts : 6473 Age : 43 Location : Roc. NY : : Fearless Leader : : More Numbers : 7621487 Registration date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: The funny pages Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:43 am | |
| Heres a place for all that is funny, stories, jokes, videos ect. If it made you laugh then please share it with us.
So what do you say we bring the funny back?
And please feel free to comment or post on things here in this thread, I just want people to have fun.
I'll start things off with the last joke I posted in the GB backroom
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"On a trip to South Australia, I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they
wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose
ring, threw it on the ground and yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the
shit out of all four of you!"
St. Peter was quite impressed .. "When did this happen?"
" Couple of minutes ago."
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ravengrim Moderator
Number of posts : 7192 Age : 51 Location : At The End Of Time : : The Fallen Angel : : More Numbers : 7626858 Registration date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:52 am | |
| A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an > unusually attractive > woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. > > So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, > 'This is from the > gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the > sender with a nod of > his head > > She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not > looking at the man, > then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, > who was > lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and > conveyed it to the > gentleman > > The note read: > > 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a > Mercedes in your garage, > a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants > ' > > After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of > his own in > return. > He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed > him to deliver > it to the lady. > > It read: > > 'Just to let you know things aren't always what > they appear to be, I have a > Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche > Turbo in my > several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , > and a 10,000 acre ranch > in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my > bank account and > portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you > are, would I cut > off three inches. Just send the bottle back.' | |
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Ginger_Snaps Moderator
Number of posts : 4545 Age : 36 Location : The Otherworld : : Werewolf : : More Numbers : 7524504 Registration date : 2008-07-22
| Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:55 pm | |
| She then rights back, "Things aren't always what they appear. I haven't had the surgery yet." (If you didn't get that, then I will explain.) | |
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Morwenna star member
Number of posts : 3717 Age : 36 Location : Montana : : More Numbers : 7519837 Registration date : 2008-07-23
| Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:33 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:31 am | |
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endless dark admin
Number of posts : 6473 Age : 43 Location : Roc. NY : : Fearless Leader : : More Numbers : 7621487 Registration date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: The funny pages Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:37 am | |
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Ginger_Snaps Moderator
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:58 am | |
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:59 am | |
| ^HAHAhahaha....
It's epic. |
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Ginger_Snaps Moderator
Number of posts : 4545 Age : 36 Location : The Otherworld : : Werewolf : : More Numbers : 7524504 Registration date : 2008-07-22
| Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:09 am | |
| I wish I had a video camera because today the director at the animal shelter jokingly tied a toy on a cat's tail (they couldn't find the 3rd loop on the cat condo that the hanging puff ball would be tied onto). We all had a good chuckle because the thing would flop every time the cat turned around. Here is something similar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIyFiOYVLZs | |
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marc17 junior member
Number of posts : 33 Age : 55 Location : Seattle More Numbers : 7518240 Registration date : 2008-07-24
| Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:51 am | |
| Just in case somebody hasn't heard of Nemi, the Norwegian comic strip about a goth girl and her friends, here's a link. | |
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Ginger_Snaps Moderator
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:04 am | |
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Vampira132 Moderator
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:01 pm | |
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Ginger_Snaps Moderator
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:29 pm | |
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albinasamara active member
Number of posts : 338 Age : 42 Location : Tri-Cities, WA : : More Numbers : 7521127 Registration date : 2008-07-22
| Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:34 pm | |
| OMG that last one should have a warning on it! lol | |
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Ginger_Snaps Moderator
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:14 am | |
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:34 pm | |
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ravengrim Moderator
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:27 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:31 am | |
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endless dark admin
Number of posts : 6473 Age : 43 Location : Roc. NY : : Fearless Leader : : More Numbers : 7621487 Registration date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: The funny pages Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:38 pm | |
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Ginger_Snaps Moderator
Number of posts : 4545 Age : 36 Location : The Otherworld : : Werewolf : : More Numbers : 7524504 Registration date : 2008-07-22
| Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:58 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:37 pm | |
| ^Bwhahaha.... |
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:57 pm | |
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ravengrim Moderator
Number of posts : 7192 Age : 51 Location : At The End Of Time : : The Fallen Angel : : More Numbers : 7626858 Registration date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:55 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:59 pm | |
| ^Woooo! Go her. She sounds MUCH better with a little aid from Mr. Misfit. EDIT: For those of you who love the infamous TechnoViking: TechnoViking bakes a Cake |
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| Subject: Re: The funny pages Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:21 am | |
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