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PostSubject: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeWed Jul 23, 2008 10:43 am

Heres a place for all that is funny, stories, jokes, videos ect. If it made you laugh then please share it with us.

So what do you say we bring the funny back?

And please feel free to comment or post on things here in this thread, I just want people to have fun.

I'll start things off with the last joke I posted in the GB backroom

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"On a trip to South Australia, I came upon a gang of bikers who were

threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they

wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed

biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose

ring, threw it on the ground and yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the

shit out of all four of you!"

St. Peter was quite impressed .. "When did this happen?"

" Couple of minutes ago."
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeWed Jul 23, 2008 10:52 am

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
> unusually attractive
> woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
>
> So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
> 'This is from the
> gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the
> sender with a nod of
> his head
>
> She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not
> looking at the man,
> then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter,
> who was
> lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and
> conveyed it to the
> gentleman
>
> The note read:
>
> 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
> Mercedes in your garage,
> a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants
> '
>
> After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of
> his own in
> return.
> He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
> him to deliver
> it to the lady.
>
> It read:
>
> 'Just to let you know things aren't always what
> they appear to be, I have a
> Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche
> Turbo in my
> several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami ,
> and a 10,000 acre ranch
> in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my
> bank account and
> portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you
> are, would I cut
> off three inches. Just send the bottle back.'
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeWed Jul 23, 2008 2:55 pm

She then rights back, "Things aren't always what they appear. I haven't had the surgery yet." (If you didn't get that, then I will explain.)
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeThu Jul 24, 2008 2:31 am

^What the heck-a was THAT?! Very Happy

Alittle Don Hertzfeldt always makes my day.

Especially the bitter ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYqKucJTn2c&feature=related

Ah, L'Amour... heart
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeSat Jul 26, 2008 2:58 am

^^perfect!
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeSat Jul 26, 2008 2:59 am

^HAHAhahaha....

It's epic.
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeTue Jul 29, 2008 1:09 am

I wish I had a video camera because today the director at the animal shelter jokingly tied a toy on a cat's tail (they couldn't find the 3rd loop on the cat condo that the hanging puff ball would be tied onto). We all had a good chuckle because the thing would flop every time the cat turned around.

Here is something similar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIyFiOYVLZs
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeTue Jul 29, 2008 1:51 am

The funny pages N572_600x194

Just in case somebody hasn't heard of Nemi, the Norwegian comic strip about a goth girl and her friends, here's a link.
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeTue Jul 29, 2008 3:04 am

Very Happy Laughing good point

That's why there should be lights in the closets.
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeTue Jul 29, 2008 6:01 pm

Im sorry to post this but its just so funny,lmao....

https://2img.net/h/i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd234/dwbchbum/Goth.jpg

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeTue Jul 29, 2008 10:34 pm

OMG that last one should have a warning on it! lol
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeWed Jul 30, 2008 1:14 am

What every older married man wishes he could get away with:
https://2img.net/h/i146.photobucket.com/albums/r280/eddie21218/goth.jpg

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeWed Jul 30, 2008 9:27 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM

The video isn't great,but the song is great.
Enjoy!

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeThu Jul 31, 2008 2:31 am

Is it sick that I think this is utterly hysterical...?

http://tech.yahoo.com/news/ap/med_oblivious_texters
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^Bwhahaha.... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   The funny pages I_icon_minitimeFri Aug 01, 2008 6:59 pm

^Woooo! Go her. She sounds MUCH better with a little aid from Mr. Misfit. Very Happy

EDIT: For those of you who love the infamous TechnoViking:

TechnoViking bakes a Cake
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When Jeopardy gets inappropriate...

What's a Ho?
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