Bizarre News

Fair amount of Pennywise in that clown.

Am I the only person who's not terrified by a shadowy clown? And does that mean I'll be first to die in the horror movie starring us?

endless dark wrote:

penis church

It just demonstrates what I have been saying about churches in southern cities: they pile on top of one another competing to see who has the biggest erection.

Man who created own credit card sues bank for not sticking to terms

I wish I would have thought of this before, but now that it has made some news I can't.

A family in Portland called the cops on their cat

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/03/aggravated_cat_is_subdued_by_p.html

Mysterious giant hole suddenly appears in Siberia

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/mysterious-hole-discovered-in-siberia-1605872539

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

Dollar store toy wand has hidden picture of demonic child cutting herself with a kitchen knife

I want one... plus it's call "evil stick", she can't just get mad because she doesn't read things before buying them

It's the effing eyes, man. I'll admit, I felt a little something-something.

Exploding condom dispenser kills Christmas Day burglar

http://nypost.com/2015/12/28/exploding-condom-machine-kills-christmas-day-robber/

Woman blames vampire for crash near Fruita

http://www.nbc11news.com/home/headlines/97293489.html

the headline "Severed Toe Used In Famous Yukon Cocktail Returned With An Apology" is enough

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/severed-toe-used-in-famous-yukon-cocktail-returned-with-an-apology-1.3472678