Random Thoughts

I need coffee. But it'll have to wait until I leave for work.

To quote one of the comments: "WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC FUCKERY IS THIS?!"

^^Am I a geek for thinking they look like chromosomes?

Would the opposite of a sausage fest be a taco fest?

I'm told I need to do a speech at my friends' wedding, since I'm the maid-of-honor. I'd rather not, but I have no say in the matter. I decided to go online to get some ideas, and I found this tip on The Knot website:

Quote :

We recommend writing your toast about three weeks before the big day. Approach this "assignment" with the same seriousness you would a college paper. Have someone you trust edit your work, and do a couple of drafts. Advance preparation will prevent hastily scrawled thoughts on cocktail napkins and last-minute panic attacks.

Write it three weeks before the wedding? Approach it like a paper for college? Yeah right! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

nsanelilmunky wrote:

Strange. On the same day my grandma dies we find out that my brother's wife is pregnant again.

Death and babies seem to go hand in hand. I'm sorry to hear about you're grandma, nsane!

La Diva Carlotta wrote:

Write it three weeks before the wedding? Approach it like a paper for college? Yeah right! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Just get really drunk, slur a lot, and afterwards assure them it was all very beautiful in your head.

Ginger-I thought those looked like chromosomes also.
Nsane-sorry to hear about your grandma!
Diva-I had to laugh about taking it that seriously also. Just wing it!

Shopping makes me entirely too happy. I need a better income to support this habit

^^ Oh God, I'm with ya! On both points. With ya 100%.

I went shopping this past weekend with my Tax Refund and the money school owed me; after dropping a grand toward my student loans, I picked up a new laptop and printer for my artwork. So I'm super happy about that, but I haven't been clothes or shoe shopping in forever.

Shoes.... new shoes....


Also random thought, I'm going to have to get a storage unit, because my supplies are growing and the sculptures and paintings I'm making out of them so big; their starting to take over my condo. I could probably get the smallest unit there is; I'm sure the people there will get a kick out of the gothy guy carrying in silver mannequins, giant green lantern symbols, WW2 chests, doors, sections of fences, and a host of creepy sculptures and paintings.

^^ I know I would get a kick out of that! I also know the feeling of having more supplies than space. Working in mixed media, you can become a bit of a hoarder -- you *know* you'll need the thing you throw away within 24 hrs. of putting it in the trash.

^^I know I would enjoy it also!
My problem right now is that I want more stuff that I don't have room for when it comes to art. I can't wait to have my own place with more space!

Browsing through TMZ (I know, I was only bored) made me realize I am way out of the cultural loop. Who are these people and why are they famous?

I heard yesterday that the bride and groom have hired a piano player to play pop songs during the wedding processional and recessional. The wedding party will be marching in to Bruno Mars' The Way You Are and marching out to Lady Gaga's Edge of Glory. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! The wedding's gonna be a circus!

Last night I was having very deep thoughts on my drive. Everything felt out of place. That has been happening more lately. I wonder why.

^ I know how you feel!

These are cool!

^^I want!

WrappedinReflection wrote:

^ I know how you feel!

These are cool!

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

WrappedinReflection wrote:

^ I know how you feel!

These are cool!

Agreed!

Mini Eggs. I will keep eating Mini Eggs until conditions improve.

You know something is wrong when you haven't eaten in over 24 hours and yet you still aren't hungry.

I had to try on a kids' size 3.5 size shoe yesterday in the pairs that I liked. Either my feet are that small, or kids' feet are large these days

got an email "Look Plieze this atachtment for nice mans paieniz pilz." Call it a hunch but I think that might not be the email I want to be opening the attachment of.

You mean you don't trust an email from a person who wants to help you enlarge your paieniz?