Bizarre News

Dutch zoo gives elephant contacts

http://digitaljournal.com/article/318601

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8442586/man-cuts-off-foot-in-bid-to-avoid-work

this guy cut off his foot because he was afraid his unimployment was going to be cut off and to avoid work...

^^What a genius

^^Ha ha ha ha ha haha!!!

newely discovered purple crab

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47158113/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/bright-purple-crab-discovered-philippines/

^^ I can't even look at that woman for too long. God, she's so disgusting, both visually and as a "mom." Just the notion that she'd transfer her own body issues onto her child, at the risk of her child, is infuriating.

^^Exactly!

Zookeeper Licks Monkey's Butt to Save Its Life

http://blogs.discovery.com/animal_oddities/2012/05/zookeeper-licks-monkeys-butt-to-save-its-life.html

so I guess using a wet tissue was out of the question

Teeth Thief Hits Graves of Great Composers

He rack-a respect.

RedAngel wrote:

^^ I can't even look at that woman for too long. God, she's so disgusting, both visually and as a "mom." Just the notion that she'd transfer her own body issues onto her child, at the risk of her child, is infuriating.

Right? It's hard to take anyone looking half that bad seriously, than compile that with microwaving her child; disgusting and dumb.

She makes my love of pale skin justified by simply standing there.

Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

^^ Man, it must be surreal to be a cop. The stories you never expect to take home at the end of the day...

Incidentally, how good is it going to be if it's under duress? But I guess the intent is like rape -- it's not about how good it will be; it's an act of aggression.

Wow!

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

Bigfoot is Real?

thats interesting but DNA or no DNA I believe most people including science will need a body to believe it, expecially science they'll almost demand at least one specimen.

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

Dolphin-Assisted Births Seem Like Questionable Life Choices

Oh yeah, the dolphin would probably try to slap that baby out of the way to try and put a new dolphin-human hybrid in there. Don't trust those dolphins ladies, they're the ocean's equivalent of the frat house date rapist.

Man creates wire cage to quit smoking

http://recoverynowtv.com/breaking-ne...o-quit-smoking

^^I need to create a cage to quit eating. LOL