The Bad Movie Thread

I have to bring this thread back...

Every once in a while the stars align and a form of space radiation makes me go looking for movies that I havent seen, movies so far off the beaten path that once they are found its like descovering a new planet or something like that...

I found this little gem this time and although I'm laughing, I'm also hoping my head doesn't explode because its just Baaaaaaadddd

Jesus Chist Vampire Hunter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWoHzL6n-w

Scary Movie and Epic Movie.
Most of those films that make fun of other films are so bad that they hurt my head.

ravengrim wrote:

Scary Movie and Epic Movie.
Most of those films that make fun of other films are so bad that they hurt my head.

They also made two trainwrecks called "Superhero Movie" and "Disaster Movie". At least the latter was honest.

The bad thing about these movies is that they are cheap; I mean, literaly cheap and most of the feedback is thanks for this and the hype. So I doubt they will stop now, unfortunely.

Vampira132 wrote:

30 Days of Shite opps I meant Night

LOL

It's been awhile since the first and only time I've seen it... and I'm not going to re-watch it to be 100% certain but...
"Punch Drunk Love" was not only Adam Sandler's worse movie ever but also THE worse movie I've seen. However, the overall concept wasn't horrible - could have been condenced into a 20-30 minute movie with the same concept and it'd improve temendously but... it was 95 minutes of "filler" and the most boring/drawn out/near-quiet filler that a movie could be stuffed with.

Tied with it, or an extremely close second, would be "Napoleon Dynamite" - so stupid I couldn't even watch the first third of it before I ejected the disk.

"Journey to the Center of the Earth" made me want to stab myself in the face repeatedly.

The Scropion King 2

Werewolf. It was so terrible. If you want a good laugh... heck, don't even bother spending money on it, just steal it or something! (I'm kidding, I'm kidding, stealing is bad, mmkay?)

Queen of the Damned!! *fumes*

Synth wrote:

Queen of the Damned!! *fumes*

Finally someone agrees with me on that one!

^ I agree with that, too! Then again, I'm not fond of Ms. Rice (or Mrs?) jah.

^^I agree!! Oi, that was terrible.

And so was the new Indiana Jones.

I really hated "A Clockwork Orange". I didn't think it was the freaking masterpiece everyone else see it as. I was drunk and not impressed. It probably would've been worse had i been sober.

The Darkness.
It was boring and it sucked.
Nuff said.

Maxmordon wrote:

Synth wrote:

Queen of the Damned!! *fumes*

Finally someone agrees with me on that one!

I usually watch that movie when I want to make fun of something. Its a good laugh

lollirot wrote:

^ I agree with that, too! Then again, I'm not fond of Ms. Rice (or Mrs?) jah.

I agree Ms Rice is amazing, she is married to Stan Rice!

but yes all her works are fantstic, I know the film is a film and not the book but it is as if they took the book set fire to it pooed on it and wrote a film based on that

Queen of the Damned was terrible, what a awful film. The fact that Anne Rice wrote a script for the film, and the studio said; "no thanks we have people working on it" was the first step to disaster.


How about the Trilogy of awful third installments.

X-Men 3
Spider-Man 3
Blade Trinity

An orgy of solid franchises, either being ruined by studios forcing creators to add too much bullsh*t into the films to sell merchandise. Thus forcing any depth or heart from the films, and distancing itself from its' loyal fans, to make money. Or simply creating rushed storylines wrought with plot-holes and nonsensical twists.

could add the lord of the ring Trilogy to the list, 3 movies about walking to a volcano.

30 year old virgin!

AWEFUL

Not only was it a bad film but it also endorsed the idea that sex is extreamly important and gives a message of have sex young or be a looser, socail preasures are crap.

Terror Toons

Why is a 20 year old adult film actress playing a seven year old girl in this pile of crap?

The Never ending Story 4... not Jack Black's best by a loooong shot

Godsend. It had a good potential for a plot, but by the end of the movie there was absolutely no resolution or anything that had to do with the 3085 plots that they introduced in that movie.

Skinwalkers. I watched it hoping to see something good on the Navajo legend but all it was just a bad werewolf movie.