Corrupt a wish

Granted... But they mess themselves up while doing it and it is unrepairable

I wish I could fly

Your flying ability lasts you only 30 minutes and then you crash to the ground.

I wish I could hire someone to do my jobsearch for me.

Granted. But they find a better job for themself and leave you jobless.

I wish I could have a maid.

Granted!

But it makes you so thin you become unhealthy but are now addicted.

I wish I could snap my fingers and have whatever I want.

Granted. But they all of your wished have bad out comes.

I wish my puppy would stop chewing things apart.

Granted!

Now he pees everywhere instead.

I wish that I lived in my dream place in my dream cottage with no neighbors.

Granted!

But there is a tornado and no one can hear your screams for help.

I wish I didn't feel so down all the time.

Granted!

You go on meds to help you but they make you so sleepy you can't go anywhere or do anything. (this is me thanks to the onset of menopause - ugh!)



I wish that I could hit the lottery - just once for a million dollars and I'd be set for the rest of my life.

Granted. But all of your friends and family turn on you so they can have the money.

I wish I wasn't always so tired after class.

Granted!

But with your new-found energy, you ask the teacher to double all your class work.

I wish thousands of people would enter either or both of my Vampire contests.

Granted. But there are so many people that enter that your computer crashes and you can't restore anything.

I wish it was easier to find a bf.

Granted!

But your new dream boyfriend turns out to be a nightmare.

I wish that my headaches would permanently go away.

Granted your wish now by me..

Your headaches are permanently gone for good and Ms. Anionette gives her deepest thanks for your having played the messenger in letting the towns people know they would be having cake.



I wish.. for pockets full of gum drops.

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Granted your wish now by me..

Your headaches are permanently gone for good and Ms. Anionette gives her deepest thanks for your having played the messenger in letting the towns people know they would be having cake.



I wish.. for pockets full of gum drops.

Granted!

But they are way too heavy, tear out your pockets and give you back problems from carrying them.

I wish that each day would be an easy one with no problems.

Granted. But your life gets way to boring.

I wish I didn't rip my pants.

Granted, but then your zipper gets stuck while up.



I wish I wasn't hungry.

Granted -- you have a meal, but it winds up making you sick.

I wish I could spend the rest of the day by myself.

^^Granted! But you walk to the woods, where you trip and hurt yourself badly, and no one is around to help you.

I wish I had some extra cash to do some shopping after work.

^^ Me too!

oh right -- Granted! But you receive such lousy service that you can't even enjoy the shopping.

I wish I were a marketing genius.

Granted. But you are too good at it and no one will hire you because they can't afford to pay you.

I wish my head would stop hurting.

Granted!

But now your stomach aches terribly.

I wish I could just take off a year and do whatever I want.

Ha ha...no Florida to return to?

Then I surely with that would come true!

As for your wish - Granted!

You have a group of real Germans to practice with and all they do is criticize you.

I wish that people would stop making a big deal of the little things in life that in the grand scheme of things, don't matter.