Anti Valentines Day Gift

Subject: Anti Valentines Day Gift Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:38 pm

Perhaps you're cold, mean, or harsh, and if so... perhaps you lost your heart, as well. Well here it is. Your soul is black, as is the thump-thump-thump that beats in your chest.

This is a take on my anatomically correct human heart that got so many demands. I made this for those of us who don't have the bright red insides and the glowing, beaming and radiance a real heart holds.

This heart is the blackest of blacks, complete with every single component that makes up the truly anatomically correct human heart. Except it is cold. It is dark. And lacks all the vivid colour and brightness inside most of us.

It could possibly be Scrooges heart. Maybe Mr. Burns! Who knows. It would make a great gift for someone that... well, let's not get into that. Know somebody who has been bad this year? Skip the coal, give them a BLACK BLACK HEART and let them know what you really think of them - that they are truly truly dead inside.

I know, that was morbid... but I wanted to be somewhat poetic. Although I really DO feel that it would make a great Anti-Valentines Day present! Just make sure the person you give it to feels the same way about Valentines Day as you do, otherwise it may send the wrong message.

It is triple glazed for that fresh-from-the-chest look! All of my hearts are made to order, so please allow just a few days for me to create, bake, glaze, package, and ship your item!

This pendant comes strung on a 20" black leather cord necklace with chain extension. It is packed with tissue paper and cotton in a cute little box tied with ribbon. The box is than wrapped in bubble wrap as well as kraft paper, and shipped to your door. I take great pride in packaging my items well, and your goodies will NOT break in transit!

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20021531

Subject: Re: Anti Valentines Day Gift Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:55 pm

Personally, I like these here:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20832177

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Oh those look nice, Vampira.
I think I'll have to get myself one.
naughty

Subject: Re: Anti Valentines Day Gift Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:00 pm

I think I'm just going to send out a bag of nails to the one I hate the most this year.

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