Left 4 Dead

Subject: Left 4 Dead Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:28 pm

So. Left 4 Dead is a Zombie killing action packed adventure funbag. It has 4 different scenarios (No Mercy, Death Toll, Dear Air, and Blood Harvest.) each with 5 chapters in which the survivors have to make their way towards a safe room. Their are 4 survivors (Bill, Zoey, Louis, Francis.) Bill is an old saggy war vet, Zoey is basically usless as she is an inferior character and all she does is whine, Louis is a smart black man, and Francis is a biker dude. zombie attack

No Mercy- starts off on the roof of an apartment building. You can jump off the side of the roof ontop of an airconditioning unit for a quick cheat or just make your way through the building to ground level and then make your way down the road towards the safe room. Shoot the car with the blinking red light, the alarm will go off and a giant horde comes after you. It provides loads of lolz.
Ends at the hospital where if you survive the last attack you get air lifted outta there by a nice man with a helicopter. XD :db:

Death Toll- Basically going through a buncha train track s*** and then going through a town down by a giant body of water. You make your way towards the boathouse and after the final attack run like hell towards the boat dock to become some sweet a** pirate XD at least that's what I would do. :db:

Dead Air- Airport. That's all i've got to say. You get to watch this plane crash in the last chapter which is pretty bad***. Then this little wussy guy in his little cargoplane thing is all like "dude, push that button to fill up the plane and i'll provide the transportation while you get raped in the *** trying to survive until then. After that's all said and done you fly off into the sunset with zombies chasing below. :db:

Blood Harvest- Farmhouse. Basically a whole lotta woods and foliage and running around then freaking out because woah! I didnt see that guy standing in the effing pine tree! Yea. Then you fight off the gigantic horde at the farmhouse in the last chapter and some guy driving this big*** tank looking vehicle and he swoops you away over some fence thing. :db:

Besides the basic zombies their are also special zombies.

The Smoker- pulls you with his tongue; has an actual smokers cough.

The Tank- giant igor looking fellow who beats you in the face with his fists and throws huge bolders at you.

The Hunter- Sneaky little bastard who wear a hoodie and pounces on you for a good raping. Not really, he just trys to tear your face off. He growls.

The Witch- Sad half naked woman who sits and crys in the dark. If you get to close to her or shine your light in her face she goes crazy and stands up and beats the hell outta you until you kill her. Runs like a fruitcake.

The Boomer- Fat*** who finds it hillarious to puke all over you and your friends. He is a natty. His Puke draws a horde.

Also in the game the survivors cannot get infected because they are immune to the virus. They just die. They come back at the next safe room though.

I'll post more about Left 4 Dead later on cause my hands hurt from all of this typing. Just know that it is an epic win. <3

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Subject: Re: Left 4 Dead Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:45 pm

Hey, me and my hubby used to play this game a bunch, but he stopped because there were so many douche bags that don't want to work together with you and always cause the team to fail. Any tips on playing with teenagers and those that act like them? I know we could just do CPU play, but that's really not the same, as I'm sure you know.

Subject: Re: Left 4 Dead Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:33 pm

Well if someone is just playing like a giant d-bag you could always let them go farther ahead in a level. Odds are they will get pounched on by a hunter and die. I always invite a bunch of people over my house and play 2 player and just kill off the CPUs. It makes for interesting play. Online play usually sucks because almost everyone is a d-bag and it makes it hard to enjoy the game. I would have to say 2 player mode is more rewarding and if you wish to play online and someone decides to be a douche then plot against them to get them killed for some nice revenge XD

Subject: Re: Left 4 Dead Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:01 pm

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