Santa.... Evil?

ok I'm bored so I think I'll prove that Santa is the devil... yeah, thats right, I get bored and seriously random things come to mind

ok sooo... Santa is a giant red guy that detracts attention from god, he promises gifts to children "that are good", in otherwords to kids that do what he considers "good" and if they don't do his will he punishes them.

He lives in the north poll, a place of snow and ice, before Dante wrote the inferno Hell used to be a place far from the light and warmth of god in other words a place of snow and ice. He has slave labor that work day and night doing his bidding in the making of toys that he then uses to bribe the kiddies into doing his will and gives them as payment for a year of loyal service to him. Now for that punishment, a lump of coal, what is coal it is fuel for fire, after Dante's inferno hell became a place of fire so now the children are given a warning within the punishment of coal that they'll be fueling hell...

Lets not forget that SANTA if you re arange the letters is SATAN and good old saint nick with just a little work, removing the I with an A and removing an N then becomes "good old satanic"

And what of Mrs. Cause, shes a woman in red, Lilith is also known as the lady in red...

so remember boys and girls, be "good" all year or you'll be fueling hell...

By your logic, and if there was such as thing as "God" in the Christian sense you're chaotic mind is referring to, I can see that "Santa" is actually "God in disguise" - an attempt to reach the younger generation by instilling lessons of be & do good.
To further this, the legend is based upon "Saint Nicolas" - a man of God with a mission to do good for the children.
The letters are arranged like they are to symbolize that even the most pure of man has evil within them, yet they decide if they follow a path of Darkness or one of Righteous.

Why are you bringing reality into a fantasy topic fueled by extreme bordom and not by logic?... now gods gonna to start killing chocobo's... poor choco's...

I know the whole "real" story or santa, this is just a bit of randomness meant only for fun...

Why? I'll tell you why...






But seriously, God as Santa as fact? I found that amusing but... then again, my sense of humor is a bit off compared to everyone elses.

oooohhhh rriigghhttt... I forgot about the cat girls

RavenwindX wrote:

Why? I'll tell you why...

Nya! NOOOooooo! *hides in my moghouse*

Altana & your Moogle can't save you from your fate silly Cat Girl...

Santa is a fat old man that breaks into peoples homes. Why doesn't anyone blame him when their socks go missing? They sure don't have a problem when he brings in foreign made goods.

Besides, why do all of his presents say made in China? Shouldn't they say made by elves or the north pole?

Santa probably outsources to China. It's cheaper that way.

He's an old geezer that sneaks in at night, steals your cookies and milk and leaves you toys. Personally, i'd tear him a new one if he stole my cookies. No one steals from the Cookie Monster

Was gunna say...
Silly girlie, don't you know Chinese children working in sweat shops is hella cheap compared to Elvaans? Mystical creatures cost an arm and a leg these days...

Ah yes, but I bet Elvaans can do 100x the work, especially the ones that are 8'+ tall.

My Elvaan can summon a half naked blue chick that can survive the cold and do 100x the work of mere mortal Chinese men.

Unfortunately my Elvaan can't summon a wolf though.

My mithra can summon...um....a furry little blue spirit creature with red eyes.

You mean the cutest blue skunk in the universe?
I've seen some awesome mods for that little fella... think there's a beautiful white version and equally awesome Super Saiyan-esque yellow version.

For the life of me though... no idea how to do mods though...

Did someone mention skunk?! If Santa had a bunch of skunks pulling his sled I wouldn't mind if he took my cookies and milk

yeah and if santa had some skunk I'm sure we could work something out with those cookies

Haha, I could see it now. "Give me your cookies or i'll be forced to have my skunks give you a new perfume."

I meant the other skunk

Ohhhhh! I got ya. Good idea!

Oh wow...you got the whole reason why santa is evil down.

From what I remember from my childhood, Santa is some hungover old man with silly excuse for boots.

Santa is not evil, he is just another capitalist with a good publicity and shadowy exploitation in the back.

Greetings,
I have to agree with Vampira...Santa is not evil and he IS real...all my kids in grades K - 4 tell me so and they ALWAYS tell the truth! Not only do you non-believers get coal in your stockings, you should have to listen to 100 hours of Lawrence Welk reruns! HA!
Oh, and have a nice day.

endless dark wrote:

I meant the other skunk

Hmm... this works out perfectly because, surprise surprise, that's all I want for Christmas.