Stupid People In The News

Airline Won´t Pay, Man Eats Lottery Ticket


A passenger purchased a scratch-off lottery ticket aboard a Ryanair plane, traveling from Poland to the US. After scratching off the ticket, he uncovered winning numbers. The ticket he scratched off was estimated to be worth about $13,600 here in the states.

So they announced his name over the intercom and everyone cheered for him, then he asked for his money. The flight attendants and official on the plane told him that he would have to mail his ticket in to be paid, rather than be paid on the spot, because the plane doen't carry that kind of cash. So our much richer friend gets mad, really mad, and throws a fit about wanting his money right then and there. They tried to calm him down, but in his fury, and to make a statement about how obviously unfair winning all this money is: he ate the ticket.










yeah let that sink in.....










He ate the tickets in front of everybody because he was mad. He ate $13600, because no one would give it to him right then and there.

"Sorry sir, we do not take digested tickets."

ravengrim wrote:

German arrested after snorting drugs off police car

ha thats a perfect example of stupid people in the news.

Yes, that is awesome.


How does one say; "Brah, brah, whatch what ima do" in German.

N.J. Women Received Buttocks-Enhancement Injections Containing Silicone Used to Caulk Bathtubs

When getting cosmetic surgery it's best to find a licensed person to do that for you.

ravengrim wrote:

N.J. Women Received Buttocks-Enhancement Injections Containing Silicone Used to Caulk Bathtubs

When getting cosmetic surgery it's best to find a licensed person to do that for you.

I said c*ck, not caulk.

ravengrim wrote:

N.J. Women Received Buttocks-Enhancement Injections Containing Silicone Used to Caulk Bathtubs

When getting cosmetic surgery it's best to find a licensed person to do that for you.

thats fantastic! haha

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/12/lady-gaga-had-to-be-strip_n_496540.html


Lady Gaga Had To Be Stripped On Airplane Due To Odd Outfit

SPF wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/12/lady-gaga-had-to-be-strip_n_496540.html


Lady Gaga Had To Be Stripped On Airplane Due To Odd Outfit

It's a bomb! Hit the deck!!!!

In my honest but unqualified opinion, I think she has a pathological need to be noticed.

I have not listened to much of her work, so in 20 years she will most likely be seen as a freak curiosity, unless she turns to creating music that is provocative in creating awareness to any given subject.

Does he have any idea what opossums eat. MMMMMMM...


Gods bless'm for the thought & effort.

Hope he's as kind hearted when he's sober.

Only I think a course in "CPR to RoadKill Can Kill You 101" is in need.

Unless he is a

^^^haha thats fantastic

^^ Oh crap! I should have caught this in the paper -- that's my neck of the woods. Thanks for posting that!

Oh For God's Sake

This thread always makes me happy to not be an idiot.