The funny pages

Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:06 pm

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as did I.

Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:16 pm

WrappedinReflection wrote:: I still thought he was hot in that movie, though

I thought he looked way too creepy for my tastes in that movie. I would feel like a pedophile if I found myself attracted to that character.

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^Naw.... the top hat did it for me. Very Happy

Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:50 pm

I slept with my girlfriends sister
she found out and said "You disgust me"
I said "we never discussed you at all"

Man: "Doctor, can you remove this mole from my pen!s?"
Doctor: "Certainly, but I'm afraid I will have to notify the RSPCA."

I went into a bar and ordered a double.
The barman brought out someone who looked exactly like me.

In recent news iceland has frozen its stock, personally I would be really angry if i went into iceland and their stock was defrosted .

George Bush was asked today "what did he think of the Credit Crunch."
He replied, "It was his favourite Candy Bar."

Is anybody else uneasy about using "recycled toilet paper?"

Hear about the diamond and the graphite having sex?
They were carbon dating.

"How did you find your steak sir?" The waiter asked
"Easy, I just lifted up a chip and there it was...................."

My next door neighbour keeps racing pigeons...
but the pigeons always win.

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Quote :: I slept with my girlfriends sister
she found out and said "You disgust me"
I said "we never discussed you at all"

That totally made my day.
Laughing

Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:00 pm

This is from the southpark I was watching last night... I must warn everyone not to watch grin

expecialy if you shouldn't be watching south park in the first place grin

Spoiler:

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"Not cool, Butters.... not cool".

Oh, poor Butters. He always gets all the crap.

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That hurts just watching it...
At least it's not as bad as the Britney Spears episode with her "new look".

Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:09 pm

I didn't even post the indiana jones parts lmao... those parts can't be posted, actually I'm pushing it with what I did post Embarassed

Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:17 pm

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in
America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now hit
Japan.

In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank
has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its
branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is up for sale
and will likely go for a song, while today shares in the Kamikaze Bank
were suspended after they nose-dived.

While the Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp
cutbacks, the Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they
remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at the Karate Bank got the chop and
analysts report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank
where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal

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From my VERY favorite channel on Youtube...

Bear Market....

All hail BareyPolitical. hail

Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:55 pm

Subject: Re: The funny pages Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:50 am

http://img.moonbuggy.org/elite-goth/

What a stud Very Happy

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^BWHAhaha!!!

exactly

Subject: Re: The funny pages Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:12 am

No wonder why he is an elite...

Subject: Re: The funny pages Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:28 am

Oh god hahaha

Subject: Re: The funny pages Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:37 pm

Me and my wife are driving along the Motorway doing 55 mph. She looks
over at me and says, "I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I
want a divorce."

I say nothing but slowly increase the speed to 60 mph. She then says,
"I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, I've been having an
affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."

Again I stay quiet and just speed up as my anger increases.
She says, "I want the house."
I speed up again, and I'm now doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."
I just keep driving faster and faster, now up to 80mph.

She says, "I want the car, the bank account and all the credit cards too."
I slowly start to veer toward a concrete bridge pillar as she enquires, "Is there anything you want?"

So I respond with, "no thanks, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "what's that then?"

Just before we hit the wall at 90 mph I say, "I've got the airbag."