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Ginger_Snaps
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 |  Subject: Re: The funny pages  Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:25 pm | |
| Instead of "just say no," they should show that to kids. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:51 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:54 pm | |
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Ginger_Snaps
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:23 am | |
| I guess it was too stupid for even yahoo answers. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:37 am | |
| - Ginger_Snaps wrote:
- I guess it was too stupid for even yahoo answers.
That's too bad... It was a girl asking if it was possible to have sex while pregnant and (if it's a baby girl) get her pregnant. |
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ravengrim
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:37 pm | |
| Redneck computer terms
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don't add no wood.
Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte: That's what the flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in.
Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:16 pm | |
| HAHAHAHAHA!!  | |
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Ginger_Snaps
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:36 pm | |
| ^^^WTH?!  | |
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RedAngel
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:11 pm | |
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Vampira132
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:33 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:26 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:55 pm | |
| And then his cape gets caught in the spokes of the wheels. | |
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RedAngel
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:50 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:15 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:34 pm | |
| How I learned to mind my own business:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.
All the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so
I looked through to see what was going on.....
Some crazy b*st*rd poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'... | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:45 pm | |
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WrappedinReflection
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:46 pm | |
| "My mild-mannered English husband Adam lives in a colorful existence in his dreams. Having benefited from hours of delight at his dead-of-night musings, I thought it only fair to share them with the world" http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/Oh, man, some of these are hilarious! "You're pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.... [long pause] Now f**k off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."  | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:32 pm | |
| ^^OMG, that's hysterical! | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:51 am | |
| ^I was cracking up the entire time! | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:28 pm | |
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ravengrim
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:05 pm | |
| A Welshman walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Welshman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Welshman smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!' | |
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