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Here is another video that will cause you to pee yourself.

http://www.effinfunny.com/legend-of-neil

For those of you who are Legend of Zelda fans.

nsanelilmunky wrote:

http://www.effinfunny.com/legend-of-neil

For those of you who are Legend of Zelda fans.

Thank you for this!

because I was bored........

I just loved the pac-man /checker one ...Very funny!!!

South Park gold NSFW but censored.

And everyone thought that guy on the Howard Stern show tooting out the national athem was creative.

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

South Park gold NSFW but censored.

I have never seen that episode ...I seen the turkey one and thought that was funny but this one is way better.

that was last wednesday

Made me lulz:

http://gameist.com/articles/the-9-levels-of-cosplay-hell/

HA!! Captain planet!

> > Most language is spoken language, and most words, once
> they
> > are uttered, vanish forever into the air. But such is
> not
> > the case with language spoken during courtroom trials,
> for
> > there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job
> it is
> > to take down and preserve every statement made during
> the
> > proceedings. Mary Louise Gilman, the venerable editor
> of the
> > National Shorthand Reporter has collected many of the
> more
> > hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in
> the
> > Court (1977) and More Humor in the Court, published
> later.
> > From Mrs. Gilman's two volumes, here are some of my
> > favorite "transquips," all recorded by
> > America's keepers of the word:
> >
> > Q. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she
> wanted to
> > and were able, for the time being excluding all the
> > restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have
> > brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the
> station?
> >
> > Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?
> > A. Borofkin.
> > Q. What's his first name?
> > A. I can't remember.
> > Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you
> > can't remember his first name?
> > A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the
> > witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan,
> for
> > goodness sake, tell them your first name!
> >
> > Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New
> York?
> > A. I refuse to answer that question.
> > Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in
> Chicago?
> > A. I refuse to answer that question.
> > Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
>
> > A. No.
> >
> > Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage
> > terminated?
> > A. By death.
> > Q. And by whose death was it terminated?
> >
> > Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
> > A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
> >
> > Q. What is your name?
> > A. Ernestine McDowell.
> > Q. And what is your marital status?
> > A. Fair.
> >
> > Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
> > A. My ex-widow said it.
> >
> > Q. How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?
> > A. Well, a gal down the road had had several of her
> > children by Dr. Cherney, and said he was really good.
>
> >
> > Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
> > A. I will be three months November 8th.
> > Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August
> 8th?
> > A. Yes.
> > Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?
>
> >
> > Q. Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are
> emotionally
> > unstable?
> > A. I should be.
> > Q. How many times have you committed suicide?
> > A. Four times.
> >
> > Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on
> dead
> > people?
> > A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead
> people.
> >
> > Q. Were you aquainted with the deceased?
> > A. Yes, sir.
> > Q. Before or after he died?
> >
> > [read this one slowly]
> > Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was
> under
> > the influence?
> > A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn't
> > pronunciate his words.
> >
> > Q. What happened then?
> > A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because
> > you can identify me."
> > Q. Did he kill you?
> > A. No.
> >
> > Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning
> pursuant to
> > a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
> > A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
> >
> > THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish
> all
> > present information and prejudice from your minds, if
> you
> > have any.
> >
> > Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
> > A. No.
> > Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears?
> > A. Picking them up in the air.
> > Q. Where was the dog at this time?
> > A. Attached to the ears.
> >
> > Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral.
> O.K.?
> > What school do you go to?
> > A. Oral.
> > Q. How old are you?
> > A. Oral.
> >
> > MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken
> out
> > and shot.