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endless dark wrote:

thats right, asian children want to kill your grandmother you've been warned.

At first I was like but then I

A quick google search on "youth in Asia" will correct you to "euthanasia."

Peanut Butter: Proof Evolution Doesn’t Exist

"Fundamentalist Christians’ newest real-world example that shows conclusively that evolution is a lie: peanut butter."

Oh dear God.

That is sort of similar to Ray Comfort saying the banana is proof that there is a god because the banana is so perfectly designed to fit in the human hand. Well, how do you know it wasn't designed to fit in the butt?

LOL -- good point!

^
ow..my brain

Even lycanthropes have issues with worms.

This is a comment to the first ten minutes of the Ringu sequel:

Quote :

RIPPER sounds like a name of a guy that would walk around farting, ripper=ripped one= fart. T_T

That made me think of Jack the Ripper going around and soliciting prostitutes, farting "in their general direction," which caused them to mutilate themselves due to the severity of the stench.

All My Friends Are Dead book

A cute book about death

"Get me a new job" became "I have a new job." *crosses fingers*

"My boss is an idiot" became "Idiot President" (that one sounds outdated)

"Where are the almonds" became "Amanda."

That thing is fun!

EDIT: WIR, I just clicked through the book. That is cute!

another EDIT: my husband plugged in "five fat walruses scampered about with yellow umbrellas and had fondue" and 10 translations later got "5-speed yellow umbrella earnings and capital."

I didn't know whether or not to place this under cute or funny, but I opted for funny.

Hehehehehehehehe this is so true!
Those fairies know so well

^^hahahahahaha I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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