Banned

^^Was banned for reminding me of Barney the Purple dinosaur with that last post.

Nsane was banned for putting the Barney song into my head and making my ears bleed

Mrs. D was banned for wickedness and having fun at a police station

^^Nsane was banned for putting sedatives in the office coffee.

Emma was banned for being a TV addict and knowing that the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Ian was banned for not letting Superman save the day by restraining him in the paper pages of crime fighting.

Succubus was was banned for spreading insomnia.

Nsane was banned due to the fact that she holds rubber band fights in her house on every 3rd Sat of the month and the winner gets a marshmallow shooter gun.

Succubus was banned for spying on Nsane whilst she was going about her perfectly legal business

Nsane wondered what the noise on her roof was and didnt realise that it was Succubus hanging upside down by her fingernails. Bad girl!

Mrs. D was banned for bathing in JD four times a week and proclaiming to all its youth anti aging effects.

Succubus was banned for scaling the walls of my house and catching me drinking my bath water

I almost put that in as well .

Mrs. D was banned for throwing eggs at the local police authority vehicles .

If you had said lobbing ripe tomatoes at the North Wales Police Chief you could be a little bit warm............

Succubus was banned for just having the best cheekbones in the entire World, Universe and Everywhere

OH my you told on yourself.

Mrs. D is banned for making those cheekbones blush bright red.

Succubus AND the Divine-D are BOTH banned for making me lose my lunch from the cuteness.

Emmature was banned for barfing in the thread and not cleaning it up.

Nsane was banned for resurrecting a army of zombies to do her bidding and not complying with the "Z-U-A" rules with supplying fresh brains.

Jenny was banned for miming the words of "Jenny from the Block" by JLO whilst counting diamonds in a poker room when she should have been counting cards......

Ian is banned for having way more posts than I, but not nearly as many as Succubus.

Spooky is banned for not understanding that when you love someone you let them beat your post count

Ian was banned for walking around like a Klingon during a Star Wars convention.

Succubus was banned for whipping ice cream

Nsane was banned for going to KFC and asking for the Extra Crispy batter and smearing it on as suntanning lotion.

Succubus was banned for reminding me

nsane was banned for... putting up a faux hollow utility pole with a hole in it, covered with a WANTED sign of Harley Quinn and hiding inside so when people come up close to read it, she pushes her hand through scaring the living daylights out of them!