Turn On's & Turn Off's

Madelchai wrote:

Not that this is anything from any recent memory, but I just thought of it randomly tonight.

Going out with a girl for a few days, having a good time... and she asks you "you'll never leave me, right?"

The appropriate response is: "Uh... well... I'd been having a good time and wasn't really planning on going anywhere... but now that you've decided to take the high speed train into Crazy Central I'm gonna have to rethink that."

Whoa. Reminds me of the guy I used to date who would cry anytime the notion of breaking up was raised. This was a 2-month relationship, too... and even that was too long. He officiates weddings now.