Wardrobe/Makeup malfunctions

You know you've had one. We all have. What was your most embarrassing wardrobe or makeup malfunction?

For me, in high school I would wear black eyeshadow. You know that gel stuff? Mine was slathered on so thick that when I blinked, it would leave marks right below my eyes, above my cheeks! I didn't even know until someone pointed it out to me in chemistry class, halfway through the day. >_< I don't wear black makeup so thick anymore.

When I was riding the bus to my mom's studio last year, the stupid bus driver slammed on the brakes when he stopped, and I had already stood up. I ran down the aisle and my *cough* baggy tripp pants got caught on something and ripped. It was so embarrassing! Serves me right for wearing them in the first place I guess!

The worst malfunction I have ever had was I accidentally rubbed my eye when I was wearing eye liner--most of the liner came off. I had to rub off the eye liner from the other eye to not look too weird (I don't normally carry makeup with me).

Ha ha! I've had many! Well, I used to, atleast.

I used to have a reversibale coat, one side was a plain black fabric, the other was faux leopard print fur. One particular day I wore the coat with the leopard print facing inside. I didn't realize, but as I was walking, the fur was making my skirt ride up. And no one told me! I must have been walking outside like that for at least 10 minutes. Everyone saw my underthings!!!!

I've ripped a few paires of pants and at least one shirt, nothing major

La Diva Carlotta wrote:

Ha ha! I've had many! Well, I used to, atleast.

I used to have a reversibale coat, one side was a plain black fabric, the other was faux leopard print fur. One particular day I wore the coat with the leopard print facing inside. I didn't realize, but as I was walking, the fur was making my skirt ride up. And no one told me! I must have been walking outside like that for at least 10 minutes. Everyone saw my underthings!!!!

Oh no!! That's pretty funny though

Looking back at old pictures of me, it's amazing the gross things I would wear... I was also very tweezer-happy. (When I still had 'em), I whittled my brows down so much in middle school, my forehead was huge. >.<

I got a bit happy with the eyebrow wax a few months back and had to draw them back on.

I wore a pretty green dress this morning, and when I left the house, it was knee length. It was raining outside, and I got soaked.

I dunno what happened or how it happened, but an hour and fifteen minutes later, when I got off the train, the backside of my dress was several inches shorter than the front. My dress shrunk! I only realized when I saw my reflection in a store window.

My ass was almost hanging out! It's a good thing I keep a spare dress in my drawer at work!!!

^What the...

That must be some weird material it was made out of...

Was the dress brand-new?

^^Yeah, I bought it about a month ago but yesterday was my first time wearing it. It's made of some kind of cotton and acrylic blend I think.

Well, now I have a pretty green tunic.

well at least it didn't turn into a pretty green t-shirt.

Luminita wrote:

well at least it didn't turn into a pretty green t-shirt.

hehe

A dog once ate my panties....if that counts...and I like my underwear, mind you, so it was a malfunction.

^^ Hehe, I do that sometimes

Back in the day of ravers, I wore really HUGE pants. So, I was in a mosh pit at a festival and it started to get really crazy. I was much shorter than everyone else around me and I started to get pulled down and trampled. Yes, I was seriously about to die. But, thank god, some guy dressed all in white (no kidding) pulled me up from beneath the people's feet. I was so grateful, but as I got surfed over to the front, I noticed that the guy failed to rescue my pants and my underwear was down to my knees. So...here I was, a sweaty 260 pound (at the time) girl getting crowd surfed half naked in front of almost 100,000 people. I had to grab some lost sweatshirts they had at the front of the pit and tie them on as a skirt. On top of that I lost my wallet in the pants!

I will never live that down, lord.

Awww, that's terrible Ghost.

Aw, thanks angel. I've had ten years to recover from it now, so hopefully no one remembers it, haha.

I'm sure no one does.

Finally thought of one to put down. A few years ago, I was wearing my handcuff bondage pants. I was sitting in my meeting and got up to talk about what plans we had in store for the club. As I stand up, I realize that my chain was stuck on the rolley chair. I couldn't get it loose, so my friend had to break it free. I haven't worn those pants since.

GhostRed wrote:

Back in the day of ravers, I wore really HUGE pants. So, I was in a mosh pit at a festival and it started to get really crazy. I was much shorter than everyone else around me and I started to get pulled down and trampled. Yes, I was seriously about to die. But, thank god, some guy dressed all in white (no kidding) pulled me up from beneath the people's feet. I was so grateful, but as I got surfed over to the front, I noticed that the guy failed to rescue my pants and my underwear was down to my knees. So...here I was, a sweaty 260 pound (at the time) girl getting crowd surfed half naked in front of almost 100,000 people. I had to grab some lost sweatshirts they had at the front of the pit and tie them on as a skirt. On top of that I lost my wallet in the pants!

I will never live that down, lord.

Belt?

^OH my sweet jumping Jesus. You poor thing!

A couple years ago I wore this dark purple skirt that I made with a low cut corset looking top. When I started the day the skirt was a little above my knee. During the day the skirt started to roll up into itself. I was at school and by the time they sent me home the skirt barely covered my butt and my top was pulled down so far it almost showed off my nipples. I had a hoodie with me but if i zipped it up it looked like I wasn't wearing anything underneath. The worst part was my aunt works at the school and saw me she called my fathers work and everyone there heard about it. Half my family works there. Luckily no one at my school mentioned it to me the next day and I had expected them to non stop torture me with comments about me being a hooker.

Aww man, that's awful. I can't even imagine going through that.

I haven't had anything too major happen...at a dance performance in Feb, my skirt fell off while I was dancing, because the elastic was too big. But, I had dance pants on under the skirt so it wasn't that bad. I just let the skirt drop and kicked it aside