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^ My thoughts exactly. Saving it and making food with it????

This reminded me of Max's post about the silly-semen book & I just had to share

http://www.cracked.com/article_16818_13-most-baffling-book-titles.html


The Cookie-Sutra is my favorite

WrappedinReflection wrote:

This reminded me of Max's post about the silly-semen book & I just had to share

http://www.cracked.com/article_16818_13-most-baffling-book-titles.html


The Cookie-Sutra is my favorite

OH my some of those titles are so funny like the Scouting ones.

WrappedinReflection wrote:

This reminded me of Max's post about the silly-semen book & I just had to share

http://www.cracked.com/article_16818_13-most-baffling-book-titles.html


The Cookie-Sutra is my favorite

I actually posted that in another forum (a writers' forum, mind you) and I got the semen book as response.

Succubus wrote:

WrappedinReflection wrote:

This reminded me of Max's post about the silly-semen book & I just had to share

http://www.cracked.com/article_16818_13-most-baffling-book-titles.html


The Cookie-Sutra is my favorite

OH my some of those titles are so funny like the Scouting ones.

"Scouts in Bondage"

ArrogantLoki wrote:

8 Things Modern Vampires Could Learn From ’The Lost Boys’

A man named Jack wanted a beer, so he went to a pub on the top floor of a 50 story building.
He walked in and something just caught his eye.
Another man in the pub went over to the window and jumped out.
Jack was in shock.
He quickly raced to the window only to see the man get up and walk back into the building unharmed.
A few minutes later the man returned to the pub.
Jack said "Woah! How did you do that?"
The man said "What you have to do, is drink 3 beers as quickly as you can, and then jump, when you jump, you have to straighten your body and glide the best that you possibly can."
Jack said "Ok, I'll give it a go!"
He followed the instructions carefully and then jumped out the window. Only to land with a splat and fall to his death.
The bartender went over to the man and said "Superman, you're an a**hole when you're drunk!"

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands.It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,I smelled something funny,so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.I asked him if he needed to GO,and he said 'No.'
I kept thinking,'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and Idon't have any extra clothes with me.'
Then I said,' Danny , are you SU RE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,because the smell was
getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, ' Danny did you have an accident
' This ime he jumped up, yanked down his pants,bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

^^Is that a joke or real?

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

^^Is that a joke or real?

Its real, super man is an a**hole when he gets drunk...

That explains a lot, actually.

endless dark wrote:

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

^^Is that a joke or real?

Its real, super man is an a**hole when he gets drunk...

Actually, He's quite an a**hole when he's sober as well. Believe me

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but
> > nothing happened.
> >
> > Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
> >
> > When the postal authorities received the letter to God , they
> > decided to send it to the President.
> >
> > The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send
> > the little boy a $5.00 bill.
> >
> > The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a
> > little boy.
> >
> > The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to
> > write a thank-you note to God, which read:
> >
> >
> >
> > Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, & I
> > noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and
those idiots deducted $95.00 in taxes.

OH my that is funny ...tax humor at its best.

http://img.moonbuggy.org/thou-can-not-toucheth-this/



Tis be the time of hammer!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb a$$!'

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of it.
This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down. The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.
A passer-by, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!" The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his a$$."

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t

^^^ hahahahah
I love it!!!!