Random Thoughts

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

It turns out I do have a biological clock, and it is ticking...subconsciously.

I threw mine out the window. Once upon a time I wanted kids and all that, but now, seeing how the kids of today are and all the other crap happening. I don't want to cause someone else to be forced to live in the world that's coming if its this bad already

endless dark wrote:

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

It turns out I do have a biological clock, and it is ticking...subconsciously.

I threw mine out the window. Once upon a time I wanted kids and all that, but now, seeing how the kids of today are and all the other crap happening. I don't want to cause someone else to be forced to live in the world that's coming if its this bad already

I don't really want kids, but it appears that I can be made to crush on someone if they vaguely mention having future kids.

watching a StateFarm and it made me wonder something. Do these agents ever get teleported on the toilet, there squeezing one out in the office restroom, their still on the clock and then *BANG* their at the scene. Or since they aren't a 1to1 agent to client what if everyone that has the same agent calls them at the same time, do they get pulled literally in 25 directions at once?

endless dark wrote:

watching a StateFarm and it made me wonder something. Do these agents ever get teleported on the toilet, there squeezing one out in the office restroom, their still on the clock and then *BANG* their at the scene. Or since they aren't a 1to1 agent to client what if everyone that has the same agent calls them at the same time, do they get pulled literally in 25 directions at once?

That reminds me of when some coworkers were discussing the movie The Time Travelers Wife and how the time traveler jumped through time whenever he underwent tremendous stress. My first thought was, "What if he is having a hard time passing a hardened sh*t, poofs from the toilet, and finds himself popping a squat on his in-laws Thanksgiving dinner table?"

I just had the realization that massively cruel prank could be being pulled on me. If that is the case, I will kill all those involved, plead guilty, and take my life sentence in prison.

This assignation cannot come soon enough. Of course it's not going to happen.

I seem to be going in the direction of wanting to decorate my car like I would my living space.

Signed up to POF and god it's addicting.  As soon as I posted a picture I got 9 requests to meet-up.

I really need to find a new place of my own because I am tired of being thrown about just because my parents want to sell their house.

so, the 711 on my corner was robbed last night and the news says crime in this area has risen significantly in the last 6 months. Now, this might be awfully coincidental but the other people living in this building, the hooker and the dealer(s), they just happened to have moved in about 6-7 months ago... so strange how that works.

Either my taste buds have changed or the alcohols that I have sampled actually taste good.

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

Either my taste buds have changed or the alcohols that I have sampled actually taste good.

maybe you just found the good tasting one. I've been there, certain brands/flavors are better than others within the same brand/s or type.

I kind of feel like going on a drive and never return.

I think that I've finally cut the string that was keeping me down.  I feel like I can fly again.

I should change my title to Confligrater of Bridges.

I might have a tiny smidgen of a**hole sprinkled into the recipe that made me, but good god is it ever fun when I can wind someone up without really even having to try. If I can make someone flip sh*t with the absolute bare minimum of effort on my part, I'll laugh my way to the bank and deposit those lulz for a later date.
This doesn't happen but rarely, it's just pure gold when it does. Most of the time I'd much rather just live and not have to deal with people if at all possible.

I just realized something:  I've been pro-suicide when it comes to myself, but when I encounter the tendencies in someone I love then I'm anti-suicide.

I have to get back to making videos, but when I do it will be something totally different from what I used to do. No more AMV's, I hardly talk in my real life and even if I really want to I almost never complain or vent about anything or even make put my opinions out there when they are hot button things. I think this is what I will do next, I'll make talking videos, just rant on things or put my opinions out there or something like that. Probably no one will care, and really I sort of hope thats the case, I don't want to be noticed really. I might even lose "friends" over what I say but I have to do something brash and reckless at least once in my life. Just a frame of reference, I think this is the most I've even typed all week.

I got the feeling that I am f**kin' up right now, it's 11pm and I'm watching some creepy sh*t. On top of that I keep checking out my window, I just got that creepy a$$ feeling one of these times I'm gonna check and a damn face is gonna pop up and make me sh*t my self.... IIIII'm f**kin' up over here, I should just put this on hold until the morning.

I think the only true lover I will ever find is that in a musical instrument.

Time to prepare my Anus, the last quarter of this year begins in 3 days (counting today), this is the time of year things get just that nasty kind of hard.

endless dark wrote:

Time to prepare my Anus, the last quarter of this year begins in 3 days (counting today), this is the time of year things get just that nasty kind of hard.

Place some petroleum jelly on the anus before defecation. It won't soften the stool but it will at least provide a barrier against the major scratching that causes hemorrhoids.

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

endless dark wrote:

Time to prepare my Anus, the last quarter of this year begins in 3 days (counting today), this is the time of year things get just that nasty kind of hard.

Place some petroleum jelly on the anus before defecation.  It won't soften the stool but it will at least provide a barrier against the major scratching that causes hemorrhoids.

not what I meant

endless dark wrote:

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

endless dark wrote:

Time to prepare my Anus, the last quarter of this year begins in 3 days (counting today), this is the time of year things get just that nasty kind of hard.

Place some petroleum jelly on the anus before defecation.  It won't soften the stool but it will at least provide a barrier against the major scratching that causes hemorrhoids.

not what I meant

I figured you meant metaphorically but I thought I would just throw that out there.

I have updates about certain events I've mentioned before but I can't talk about any of it at this point in time because certain people involved believe mentioning these certain events is bad luck... Keep a pin in this, I will be back when the luck has warn off, or worked or whatever lucks supposed to do